In honor of my younger sisters 24th birthday, here are 24 random facts about her:
1. Her favorite color is stupid.
2. As a child, her favorite pastime was snitching.
3. When anyone apologized to her when she was little, she’d say, “you’re not sorry!” It was really annoying.
4. She is a bad joke teller.
5. She is a mother hen.
6. We do not look that much a like shut up.
7-23. She’s the best kind of person to have on your side.
24. Her skills at bad movie night are unrivaled.
I love you like a fat kid hates kale.